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Went to town today to see if I could get the local butcher or pharmacist to order me some Saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate). When I asked the Butcher in our grocery store, he said, "I don't even know what you would use it for." This guy is a third generation butcher who's grandfather opened the store back when the town was still young! My grandmother (who is well into alzheimer's) raves about his grandfather's hams "You just can't beat a Cook's Ham". She insists on buying a ham from that store then complains about how they "just aren't how they used to be". How in the world can you loose a family tradition like that over just 3 generations? Then for the butcher (in his late 50's now) doesn't even know the main ingredient in making hams? I'm surrounded mindless, commercialized, walking zombies!
It gets better - I still have the pharmacist right? While he was helping people fill their prescriptions, I looked on the shelves to see if I can find a bottle of Saltpeter - no such luck, but he should be able to order it right? So, I ask him if he can order me about 1lb of Food Grade Saltpeter. He says, let me check, and goes to the back. While I am patiently waiting, the sheriff comes in, I smile and say hi, ask about his kids. But, instead of answering me, he tells me he is here to talk to me in an official capacity. He informs me about the legalities of making fireworks and explosives, and how much trouble I could get into. I was confused to the point where he paused and asked me what do you need Saltpeter for? I showed him the old instructions I found for curing hams and bacon. He literally turned the color of fresh raspberries, and called the pharmacist to the counter. He instructed the pharmacist to order me some Saltpeter, and asked me to drop off a small slab of bacon to his place when I was done smoking it - because he would love to try it. He made his apology and went back to work. The stupid pharmacist still refused to order it claiming it is just not available anymore.
When did people get so nosey and dumb that a gal can't even try to order ingredients to cure home grown meats? How did the world go from growing all their own foods to relying on supermarkets at every level? In the 1930's most people still grew most of their own foods, but only 80 years later people don't even know how to feed themselves anymore. And when someone does know how to feed themselves, it is met with suspicion, resentment, and accusation.
There are a lot of people out there that think there is going to be a global zombie apocalypse. Well folks, hang onto your hats, because the zombie apocalypse is upon us! People have traded their freedoms and survival for convince and mediocrity. The world is full of brainless zombies who do exactly what they are told to do and believe they have a good life - because that is what they have been led to believe. At the end of the day, they are still eating crappy ham and bacon!
It gets better - I still have the pharmacist right? While he was helping people fill their prescriptions, I looked on the shelves to see if I can find a bottle of Saltpeter - no such luck, but he should be able to order it right? So, I ask him if he can order me about 1lb of Food Grade Saltpeter. He says, let me check, and goes to the back. While I am patiently waiting, the sheriff comes in, I smile and say hi, ask about his kids. But, instead of answering me, he tells me he is here to talk to me in an official capacity. He informs me about the legalities of making fireworks and explosives, and how much trouble I could get into. I was confused to the point where he paused and asked me what do you need Saltpeter for? I showed him the old instructions I found for curing hams and bacon. He literally turned the color of fresh raspberries, and called the pharmacist to the counter. He instructed the pharmacist to order me some Saltpeter, and asked me to drop off a small slab of bacon to his place when I was done smoking it - because he would love to try it. He made his apology and went back to work. The stupid pharmacist still refused to order it claiming it is just not available anymore.
When did people get so nosey and dumb that a gal can't even try to order ingredients to cure home grown meats? How did the world go from growing all their own foods to relying on supermarkets at every level? In the 1930's most people still grew most of their own foods, but only 80 years later people don't even know how to feed themselves anymore. And when someone does know how to feed themselves, it is met with suspicion, resentment, and accusation.
There are a lot of people out there that think there is going to be a global zombie apocalypse. Well folks, hang onto your hats, because the zombie apocalypse is upon us! People have traded their freedoms and survival for convince and mediocrity. The world is full of brainless zombies who do exactly what they are told to do and believe they have a good life - because that is what they have been led to believe. At the end of the day, they are still eating crappy ham and bacon!