Homesteading Forum banner

What moron comes up with "flavor" names for shampoo?

3K views 63 replies 46 participants last post by  Minelson  
#1 ·
Stupid carrier decided not come down my road today so I had to take letter to PO that needed to be mailed today.

So stopped at Dollar General and got some hot sauce I forgot to buy at Aldis last trip to town, and some batteries, and some shampoo.

Grrr.... There just isnt any "generic unscented detergent for hair" bottles. All of them have to be colored and perfumed and given girly girl names.

Well Suave had shrunk size of shampoo bottles so the last 30oz bottle for $1.50 was it whatever the name or stated perfume scent. The new ones were 22oz and the $1 bottles were like 10oz. I got home, I smelled it before putting it away. It had name like Girly Girl Cherry Blossom Flatulence, but just smelled like some non-descript artificial perfumed detergent. My almost empty bottle had some more macho name like "Old Decayed Sea Urchin Shampoo for Men", but pretty much same non-descript artificial perfumed detergent smell.

So do you folk actually buy shampoo based on hype and image? Or are you like me and just buy whatever gives most detergent for the dollar? I know not to buy the absolute no name stuff in 99cent stores that tends to be watered down Chinese toxic waste in a bottle, but other than that does it matter?
 
#4 ·
I'm a girlie girl. I love the ability to pick a smell and then mix and match my perfume, shampoo, conditioner and body spray. :) One month it's orange and the next its lavender and the next it's mango something or 'nother and the next it's ocean breeze.

During college I worked at a daycare center to foot the bills and I found the kids were drawn by the yummy smells. I was popular!

But I always buy suave it works just fine ($0.98 a walmart). No expensive stuff for me.
 
#9 ·
Dh likes the rosemerry and mint shampoo from walmart. He buys it every time. My skkin is pretty sensitive so most of those shampoos leave me itching. the rosemarry and mint one though is not so bad. I used to like herbal essence, it did not leave me itching at all.
 
#11 ·
It isn't just the scent that I often object to, it's the size of the hole in the top. It's physically impossible to get just a little bit of shampoo out. Too thick to run out and if you squeeze the bottle at all you wind up with half a handfull of shampoo.
 
#12 ·
Dh likes the rosemerry and mint shampoo from walmart. He buys it every time. My skkin is pretty sensitive so most of those shampoos leave me itching. the rosemarry and mint one though is not so bad. I used to like herbal essence, it did not leave me itching at all.
I have that one right now!! LOVE IT, love it, love it
 
#15 ·
My last two dollar style stores yielded White Rain Naturals shampoo sented Apple Blossom and the previous purchase was Suave naturals Juicy Green Apple scent.

Guess it means I go around all day smelling like I've been eating Jolly Rancher Green Apple Fire Styx like candy.

Lesser of the evils and not real girly girly.

Some of the big box stores do carry manly scents either related to soap odors or underarm deodorant odors----for several dollars per container.
 
#16 ·
I am really fussy. It takes me a LONG time to pick out deodorant, shampoo, bodywash, etc. Deodorant/antiperspirant is really hard because I have this 'thing' going where I can't use the same smell twice. I buy one, when it runs out I get a totally different scent. Usually same brand. My first deodorant was a certain smell that they still sell...when I walk into the store I give it a sniff and I am suddenly taken back to being 14, sitting on a bale and having a super cute guy putting his arm around me. Sniff the citrus one, I am taken back to buying my first house, this one takes me back to when my son was a baby, that one takes me back to life at camp...ahhhh memories! They only last a couple months so each smell is a snap shot of my life. I am SUCH a weirdo! lol!

Shampoo and body wash I like to coordinate. Like one day I might go with a citrus theme, or strawberry, or coconut something. I have banana coconut milk shampoo and bodywash. Love it.

Not in a million years would I buy something without smelling it first and smelling every other bottle on the shelf. It has to smell perfect to me. Same with dryer sheets and laundry soap...oh...and I never buy the same smell in dryer sheets twice either. Most of them smell so heavenly I want to try them all. I have gotten my DSO hooked on it too. We stand there in the laundry isle sniffing dryer sheets. He actually said to me the last time "That smells like a nice wintery smell! We should get it for winter and then try that other one we like in the spring!" lol!
 
#17 ·
Well, I buy what's cheapest to use as body wash and sometimes for hair. I also put it in the hand soap pumps. I bought every flavor of Sauve they had last week at Kroger's, 22.5oz bottles for .75. Makes it so much cheaper then regular body wash. For my hair, I'll go a little more expensive. Right now it's Pantene. I also like the Aussie products. If I had normal hair, I'd use any shampoo. Since mine is curly and dry, I do upgrade some.

I forgot all about Herbal Essence. I always liked the way Body on Tap and Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific(now that's telling my age!).
 
#19 · (Edited)
I like scented shampoo, and I'm just as happy with the cheap Suave stuff; don't care much what it smells like because the scent doesn't last anyway. Maybe I just get used to it and don't smell it anymore?

I'm pretty sure you can buy the Herbal Essence shampoo (along with several other hard-to-find brands) at Vermont Country Store.

Edit: Not the real thing, but this is supposed to be close: http://bit.ly/g2Nkyb
 
#20 ·
I found this stuff called "Harsher'n Heck Alkaline" shampoo. Strips your hair bone dry much better than the Dawn dish soap/isopropanol mixture I was using. My hair is like the finest straw after using the Harsher'n Heck" formula, and no pesky fru fru fragrances either. My head smells just like the slag heap down at the foundery.... And I haven't had to go pay for a haircut in ages either, because my hair breaks off on it's own.
 
#24 ·
ROFL, my mother bought about 50 bottles of Mario Brothers shampoo back in ('90?) think she paid something like 5 cent a piece, worst shampoo ever, ended up using it on the dog. They just got rid of the last few bottles at their yard sale a yr ago LOL
 
#25 ·
I use homemade goat's milk soap on my hair and use brown sugar or sorghum as a conditioner. I use brown sugar as a body scrub as well. Leaves my skin very soft and my hair soft and shiny.
I don't like funky fake smells on my hair. Smells ok the first day and then..blech!
If I wanna smell good I add some vanilla or cinnamon or ginger to the sugar.
 
#26 ·
Shampoo is Mango Mandarin by Bath&Body Works. Bubble bath is White Citrus by Bath&Body Works. Hand soap is Kitchen Spice by Bath&Body Works. Bath soap is unscented goats milk soap that I'm out of right now but buy it at Walgreens. DH uses Irish Spring soap and Selsun Blue shampoo. Body lotion for dry skin is CO Bigelow Derma Remedy.

I only use All unscented liquid detergent for washing the clothes. Any cheap unscented dryer sheets get used, although they always charge more for unscented than scented. Dish detergent is any cheap citrus scent. Window spray is dollar store cheap stuff.