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Discussion in 'Country Singletree' started by Kiamichi Kid, May 9, 2018.
LOL! Good one.
Good ones KK!!!!!
Apprentice Carpenter- "I can't figure it out boss. I've cut this board twice and it's still too short."
Boss-"Let me see. Eh, a running man will never notice it."
Apprentice Carpenter-"But I want it to be perfect."
Boss-"Land a goshen boy! Jesus was a carpenter and God still put knots in trees!"
The old grump and tightwad had been married to his long suffering wife for almost 60 years. As he neared the end he sat in his living room with friends and relatives one afternoon and said to his wife "I have decided that I want to take all of my money with me when I die. Before they close the coffin on me, I am instructing you to place it inside with me...all of it." His wife smiled and nodded, much to the shock of everyone in the room. The old man soon passed, and at the funeral home each visitor passed by the coffin to pay their respects. After each one had finished and sat down, his wife rose from her seat in the front row and walked up to her deceased husband. She stood before him for several minutes before reaching into the coffin. When she returned to her seat her friends surrounding her were all aghast. "Surely you didn't put every penny you have in there with him" they said.
"Of course I did" she replied "Just as he requested. I put a check inside his coat pocket."