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Do what I do:
Pull it off really carefully so that the smallest amount of your finger skin actually touches their disgusting bodies as humanly possible. Run really fast across the yard while making gagging noises and high pitched whines. Drop it on a rock, pick up another rock, and continue gagging while smashing the second rock assertively against the first rock. Repeat. Unless there's another person within earshot, then just point and scream while trying not to gag until they do it for you.
Pull it off really carefully so that the smallest amount of your finger skin actually touches their disgusting bodies as humanly possible. Run really fast across the yard while making gagging noises and high pitched whines. Drop it on a rock, pick up another rock, and continue gagging while smashing the second rock assertively against the first rock. Repeat. Unless there's another person within earshot, then just point and scream while trying not to gag until they do it for you.
