According to this article, CBS is planning to start advertising on store eggs. Why, just look at the potential there people! I probably sell 20 dozen eggs a month or so, so that's 240 advertising vehicles. I'll probably have to hire an ad salesman for the first few weeks to get me started, but then I should be able to sit back and relax and let the ladies do all the work while the ad revenues pour in. All I have to do is sit there with my magic marker and do the ad copy. Just to get started I think I'll advertise for work for one of my boys. "Manure shoveling, done cheep!" Feel free to help CBS and me out with some advertising slogans.