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Life is pretty grim at the moment, but I am determined that things will move forward and Christmas will be a good time.

So when this arrived in my e-mail box I just had to laugh - the humour is just too grimly true ..........


I was depressed by the market last night so I called Lifeline.
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Got a call center in Afghanistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 

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That is sooo funny!!
 

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Hey.

Good one to help get the black dog off yer back.

RF
 

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Oh, that is too funny!
 

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Someone will be on your case about that one; but yeah, I found it kinda funny too.
 

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That is funny! And it would be just my luck to have something like that happen to me! Whadda ya gonna do, laugh or cry?

I'd rather laugh.
 

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LOL - I found it pretty funny I must admit - I know it's not terribly pc, but I reckon if it could make me laugh in my current frame of mind.........

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I can laugh about it now, years later, but at the time it wasn't so funny.

I really was suicidal, had attempted it several times, and each time was 'caught' and 'saved' by my son, then a young teenager.

It eventually dawned on me that this was a bit rough on a kid - and that he really needed me - there was absolutely nobody else in the world for him. So when next I found things overwhelming, I rang Lifeline - and was told not to be so melodramatic!
 
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