Always gravel your newly graded red mud driveway before trying to drive on it. Always put up a mailbox with your house numbers on it before expecting to receive a check in the mail. Always dig a drainage ditch before your mobile home is delivered. Make sure you know where the septic tank is. Get a gun to shoot the dogs that killed your rabbits. Never plug an electric fence charger into a ground fault current interupter (GFCI) outlet. It trips the breaker after the first zap. Don't burn your cardboard moving boxes on a windy day. Always make sure your water hose will reach your burn pile before you strike a match. Don't push your wife under the house to install the drain lines. She won't like red mud in her nose. Have plenty of chocolate available for the angry wife and the screaming 4 year old. Make friends with at least one set of neighbors. Hope they side with you when the dogs kill your rabbits. Make sure you have a cell phone with good reception where you will be living since you may have to wait two weeks to have a land line hooked up. Never rely on family to help you move.