The forgotten wedding anniversary

Discussion in 'Countryside Families' started by Speciallady, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. Speciallady

    Speciallady Well-Known Member

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    The Forgotten WeddingAnniversary



    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really
    mad.



    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway
    that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
    THERE".



    The next morning Ed got upearly and left for work. When his wife woke
    up,
    she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.



    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the
    box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
    scale.



    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled forFriday.
     
  2. Zipporah

    Zipporah Well-Known Member

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  3. hmsteader71

    hmsteader71 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Oh my gosh! That is so funny! I can just picture that happening! :baby04: :bouncy:
     
  4. midwsthomestead

    midwsthomestead joy seeker

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    :bash:

    :doh:

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    For some reason, this was SO FUNNY this morn!! Hilarious!

    ~~
     
  5. Old John

    Old John Well-Known Member Supporter

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    See, the thing is........I have a DBrother named Ed.
    He has a DWife who weighs about 375/380#...........
    They are both very Sensitive about the Weight Issue.

    I send a lot of jokes along to DB Ed. And, he to me.
    If I sent this one, I would get Killed.
    And, it would cause a Lot of Hard-feelings in the Family.
    So,..........Not ME!
    I can't send this one.

    Besides, it really would hurt their feelings..... :nono:
     
  6. largentdepoche

    largentdepoche Well-Known Member

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