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ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States ******* Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...

or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.

Okay, sorry, I just had to interrupt the usual arguing, name calling and occasional bad manners expected to be found in general chat with a bit of humor......carry on.


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"That's funny rat thar, I don't care WHO ya are."
(Larry the Cable Guy)

If something's funny, chances are it's got some truth in it.......

Some us guys at work with reddish tinged necks were discussing an alternate plan the other day. And not altogether kidding about it either.

Naturally it's offensive, illegal, unethical and crude, but then again those ISIL boys have set the bar kind of low themselves.

Instead of risking anymore American lives, let's just send them some surplus animals.
Wild hogs.
Big ones, mean ones, all we can catch and get in a C130.
They should be enough of a nuisance to turn their attention and ammo on, that maybe that would work. Given the fact that there's not much food in the desert, hungry hogs make a formidable opponent.
Just something to chew on.

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Which would prevail in an 'fair' fight?


ISIS better hope that we never run out of bullets......and SEAL TEAMS who know how to use them!!!
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