The best way to sort ?

Discussion in 'Country Singletree' started by AmericanStand, Jul 10, 2017.

  1. ShannonR

    ShannonR hillbilly farmgirl

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    That's where the dirt on his jeans part comes in handy, see?

    I'm telling ya. My logic is not flawed....,lol
     
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  2. Allen W

    Allen W Well-Known Member

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    Nope, there's some thing about honest dirt. Makes my wife holler though, i tell her honest honey it just jumps on me.
     

  3. AmericanStand

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    I am no longer married
    But I met someone cute , fluffy and pale , we had sex about 10 years ago.......
    I'm still trying to to decide on the personality.........
     
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  4. AmericanStand

    AmericanStand Well-Known Member

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    Lol if grease was sexy I'd be a god at times.
    In one of my jobs I sometimes get so black that my black friends make fun my new complexion.
     
  5. ShannonR

    ShannonR hillbilly farmgirl

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    Now that's funny!!!! I know I shouldn't be encouraging you, but I can't help myself. Truly.
     
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    Well, at 73, one of my main criteria is that he can still go hiking!
    And have a stimulating..........conversation.
     
  7. MoBookworm1957

    MoBookworm1957 Well-Known Member

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    Left himself kinda wide open with that little statement didn't he.
    Hence why I had to ask my questions.
    When you ever decide about personality let me know.
    I understand perfectly.
     
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  8. ShannonR

    ShannonR hillbilly farmgirl

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    AmericanStand, you aren't gonna let this one slide.........
    Are you?


    ST romance.....it cracks me up!!
     
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  9. AmericanStand

    AmericanStand Well-Known Member

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    Well personally I feel like just to be fair I should have sex with as many as possible.
    You know just so I can make valid comparisons.
    But for some reason. The women seem to disagree.
     
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  10. MoBookworm1957

    MoBookworm1957 Well-Known Member

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    Probably so.
    Most women like they are important to you.
    This way you won't be chasing other skirts.
    But that's not how it usually ends up.
     
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    Come naked, bring beer...simple.
     
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  12. AmericanStand

    AmericanStand Well-Known Member

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    Oh that'll never work I'm more of a Jaeger Meister guy.


    Not to mention most people run screaming from the room when they see me naked............ No idea why
     
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    That part of the "sort"......dog to fox...in 6 beers
    Now the question.....does the "sort"... change closer to closing time?
     
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  14. MoBookworm1957

    MoBookworm1957 Well-Known Member

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    Not to me.
    Maybe to him?
     
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  15. Oregon1986

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    I am most drawn to type,as in I am most attracted to country boys
     
  16. ShannonR

    ShannonR hillbilly farmgirl

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    Wranglers!!! As long as there's dirt on them, that is.
     
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    Mmm and carhartts
     
  18. FarmboyBill

    FarmboyBill Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Fat country boys
    skinny country boys
    old country boys
    bald country boys
    bearded country boys
    toothless country boys
    workaholic country boys
    drunk country boys
    drugged up country boys??????????????????????????????????
     
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  19. AmericanStand

    AmericanStand Well-Known Member

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    That never worked on me.
    Bars never worked for me.
    It doesn't take me long to pick out the finest girl in the bar and after that no one else interests me.
     
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  20. ShannonR

    ShannonR hillbilly farmgirl

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    Yes!!
     
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