I am available.😂
The stories I could write about my ex son in law and his family go pretty much like this. Most people think I’m exaggerating when I tell them. No need for me to, it was that bad. Now she’s been with a great guy for a few years. He works, sweats, owns tools, guns and fishing poles. WinExtreme liberal, smells like weed, hates football and dozes off on the couch long ways during pregame.
Sells burning barrels for a living.
Brings a quart of Colt 45 as a warming gift.
Pitches a business idea just as everyone is seated and ready to say grace. Keeps asking how long that car has been parked across the street.
Leaves the door open while using the bathroom.
Puts his phone on speaker while calling friends during the meal.
Drops his plate on the floor for Granny's Terrier and almost kills the dog with turkey bones. Dog pukes and has diarrhea on the carpet.
I sold a washing machine to a woman last year and this was the story she retold to me.
Her daughter is a student at the University of Alabama studying engineering.
10 minutes into the guy's arrival she dug her finger nails into her husband's arm and made him swear to be nice or their daughter would surely marry him out of spite. He never spoke to the guy all day, just looked at him.
She said her daughter saw the guy two more times and moved on.
The guy was worthless but the story is priceless.