What are your homestead's stupid pet tricks? Some of mine are: 1. staring contest with the dogs, while shifting my gaze from one eye to the other, 2. eating food they like and blowing air in their faces, 3. blowing air in their ears. 4. tickleing the hairs in their ears or between their toes while they are sleeping. 5. asking loudly, "WHO"S THAT?" when there is no one there. 6. put a cat in a brown paper bag and scratching at different spots, as the cat jumps at the scratching sound, then trailing my finger along the top edge, that takes nerves of steel !!!! you have no idea when the cat will grab your finger! 7. One of our dogs gets silly if you ask him "Where's your butt?" he will fold himself in half, to one side then the other, as we try to touch his tail. He will hop backwards to get you to grab for his tail.