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Found this.... remember seeing it a long time ago.

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas
 

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bak b4 spl chek ther wir nuns! u did knot get awy wit much then without a strop 2 the nukels ifn u did not rite proper ir speel rite! (now a days spell check is my constant buddy!) luvd it Dale!
 

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That just proves that spell check is pretty much useless - which I have always believed.

Once found a note in a boarding stable where I worked, from a teenage girl. Her horse had hurt its leg, so she "raped it". Um, I think the word is "wrapped"!

And if I see one more ad for "pure bread" dogs, I'm gonna lose it! :grump:
 

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That was hard to read! I am always correcting grammatical errors when I read. I couldn't even finish this one, it gave me a headache.
 

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And my son's fifth grade teacher wondered why I got upset when she told me kids didn't need to know how to spell as the computer would do it for them!
 
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