Religious in content - RECALL NOTICE - feel free to crosspost!

Discussion in 'Countryside Families' started by sidepasser, Jan 16, 2007.

  1. sidepasser

    sidepasser Well-Known Member

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    Recall Notice

    The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
    regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
    and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the

    original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
    reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect
    has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,"
    or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
    Some other symptoms include:

    1. Loss of direction
    2. Foul vocal emissions
    3. Amnesia of origin
    4. Lack of peace and joy
    5. Selfish or violent behavior
    6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
    7. Fearfulness
    8. Idolatry
    9. Rebellion

    The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
    is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
    correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most
    generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
    these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

    The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
    connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
    procedure.

    Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
    heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will
    replace it with:

    1. Love
    2. Joy
    3. Peace
    4. Patience
    5. Kindness
    6. Goodness
    7. Faithfulness
    8. Gentleness
    9. Self control

    Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
    Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

    WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

    DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
    will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
    permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
    facility. Thank you for your attention.

    GOD

    P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
    important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by
    "kneemail".
     
  2. Spotted Crow

    Spotted Crow Well-Known Member

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    That's very well put...I like it... :angel:
     

  3. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Love it! I'm cutting/pasting and passing it along!

    THANKS!

    Pony!
     
  4. kitty32_z8

    kitty32_z8 Well-Known Member

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  5. tallpines

    tallpines Well-Known Member

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    Makes me think of OldHoot.

    I miss him!

    Thanks for the post.
     
  6. suzfromWi

    suzfromWi Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Makes ya think, doesnt it? I like it even though Im not religeous..I know, I know, defect............