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#21...... Farts smell so the hearing impared can enjoy them also...
A man sees his doctor for his fart problems.

“I’ve been farting a lot lately, doc,” says the man. “I’ve actually farted ten times since I’ve been in here. But they don’t make any noise and they don’t smell. Can you help me?”

The doctor says, “I think I see the problem. I’m going to prescribe you some medicine that should help you. Take it and then come back and see me next week.”

One week later, the man returns to the doctor’s office. “What did that medicine do to me, doc?! My farts smell horrible now!”

The doctor says, “Well, it looks like that medicine cleaned up your sinuses. Now let’s get you a hearing aid.”
 
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