Last night, at 2:00 AM the phone rang. Well, I stumbled to the phone trying to think what was wrong now. When I said hello, a woman said, "Why are you calling me at 2:00 AM in the morning?" It was obvious she had had one too many to drink. I said, "Honey, you called me!" She said, "Oh!" I then suggested she go to bed and she agreed! Why is it when the phone rings at night we automatically think the worst?