My jar of peanut butter is very faithful

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  1. moopups

    moopups In Remembrance

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    It sets very quietly on my desk to the upper right, it never attempts to escape its duty. I am hypoglycemic, when this hits its a instant need, FOOD NOW, is the order of the day. 3 seconds are too long, 1/2 second would be better.

    I have mastered the ability to remove its lid and dip an index finger into it within a second, with my mouth being the exact target of where the finger goes. Diabetes, hypoglycemia, I would not wish on my worst enemy, but thats one of my better lies....
     
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    Yes, the wonderful; staple, peanut butter......
     

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    Jenn Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Mmmmm- extra crunchy. Think I'll make some peanut butter logs today- 1 part pb, 1 part molasses, 1.5 parts powdered milk. Munch by the spoonful with a cold glass of milk.
     
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    Does it get jealous if it catches you looking at another jar a peanut butter?

    BTW, crunchy or creamy?
     
  5. moopups

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    Creamy, no teeth required....
     
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    Great minds think alike...Now I'm off to go and get some PB&J... :dance:
     
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    Oh gosh, should I tell this.......it's so dumb!

    A few years ago, I religiously collected bacon grease to mix with peanut butter. It was to make spreadable suet for the wild birds. It is supposed to be spread on tree trunks and pushed into the bark. Well, I went about doing this only to turn around to see our resident outside cats devouring the stuff. To see these cats clamoring up trees, literally climbing over each other while trying to lick the stuff off the trees was worth an award on Funniest Home Vidoes.

    Now, back from thread drift.....