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> > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
> > new wives duties.
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> > The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she
> > was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on
> > the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
> > away.
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife
> > orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
> > first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
> > done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
> >
> > The third man had married a girl from Minnesota . He told her that her
> > duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> > laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
> > first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see
> > anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
> > eat and load the dishwasher.

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:rotfl::rotfl:Baw ha ha ha, that is too funny!:rotfl::rotfl:
 

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Hey! I wrote that story! The last part was suppose to read, "The third man was from Minnesota and he married a gal from Texas...."
 

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Terrific! I'm starting my day with a smile!
 

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> > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
> > new wives duties.
> >
> > The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she
> > was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on
> > the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
> > away.
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife
> > orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
> > first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
> > done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
> >
> > The third man had married a girl from Minnesota . He told her that her
> > duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> > laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
> > first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see
> > anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
> > eat and load the dishwasher.

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:rotfl: Rock,lol, Everything you tell us about how much that good lady you are married to does,evidently she dosen't even know the state of Minnesota exhists. just kidding, Eddie

Hey! I wrote that story! The last part was suppose to read, "The third man was from Minnesota and he married a gal from Texas...."
CF,I believe being beat up is better than being shot.:eek: lol Eddie
 
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