...................This got my enteurpreneurial(sp) spirit fired up and I thought I'd apply for a Small Business Loan from the Hurricane Capitol Corp . based in Poland . Now , after much market research while watching the evening news I have determined that there is going to be a Severe shortage of Places to use the Bathoom while folks are trying to find all the Pieces of their Manufactured Home(s). So , ......The Acme Crapper Corporation will soon be in full operation in most parts of Florida . Our "preferences" research has told our marketing dept . that we should make our Units to resemble an old Fashioned Outhouse just like grandma used to "use" back during the Depression(1930's) . And , it seems the Most pleasing music is that of the Icecream Man who use to drive slowly down the street until he had enough customers to stop . Also , some models are going to be equipped with Pontoon's to be placed in those area's with "high water" , they will have Anchors if necessary . And, we are will also have our NEW "Handicapped Crapper" for all those folks that Ride the electric carts around in Wal-Mart . They will be equipped with a 500 pound Hoist to lift the fat Folks off their little electric scooters and let them take care of Business .
......................And, folks, We ARE the Most Innovative Crapper Company , currently serving Florida because we will be incorporating our Newest Convenience in ALL Our units..........(Drum Roll)......... the "Automatic Butt Wiper" . For just a nominal fee of $5 in US currency (NO Pesos please) you can get "Wiped" by just depositing a "Fiver" in the Bill changer and holding onto the Handrails . One word of Caution Here Folks , .......No Farting is "Allowed" while the Autowipe feature is running as Any static electricity in the Presence of An Explosive Gas can completely destroy our Crapper as well as the Occupant . .....fordy....
