[AmericanStand]

You can get two large or huge mailboxes and designate one for FedEx and UPS.
In fact the second can be any enclosure since it needn't meet usps standards.
A old fridge or freezer will work and I've seen the mail box attached to the side or with the door removed placed in the freezer section of the fridge.

 

[AmericanStand]

Could you build a drive right at the edge of your property next to the current drive ?

 

[AmericanStand]

There is a USPS form to fill out that tells them what to do with packages that won't fit in the mailbox.

 

[AmericanStand]

Hacking the homestead , you made me laugh, we truly enjoy that kind of enthuseasum around here !
And yes we understand

 

[AmericanStand]

What does a truck service at a well ?

 

[AmericanStand]

I can see needing a truck to pull casing but it should be rigged with a rope on the submergible pump to make replacing it easier.