One of the departments at work is having a fund raiser tomorrow for the United Way. One of the things they're doing is a "Kiss the Pig Contest." Each of the 6 or 7 supervisors in their department has a jar. The employees (and others) have been putting money in the jars for several weeks now. The sup with the most money has to kiss the pig. They knew that I have hogs, so they asked me to bring the pig. We had a huge front move through yesterday that dumped a pile of rain. He should be good and muddy. This is gonna really be funny.