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So the young couple is working with their toddler, testing his vocabulary...
what does the cow say? Mooo
what does the dog say? Woof
this goes on for a while with various critter sounds and juniors getting every one correct. Dad decides to expand the challenge.
what does bubba say? Hold my beer n watch this!
 

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I walked into a dry cleaners one day with my 3 year old daughter. While waiting for the gal behind the counter to finish waiting on a guy, my DD looks around, having never been in a dry cleaners before.
All of a sudden she pipes up in that young child voice and says "My father doesn't wear any clothes to bed at night."


And that's the truth!
 

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Years ago we were visiting the capitol in Washington D. C. We had to walk through metal detectors at one point. Family went in before me with no problems. The detector went off several times when I walked through. My daughter, about 5 years old at the time, looks up at her mother and asks "Is daddy wearing his gun?" I went in to a little room with several nice young men. They used a wand and a pat down. It was the foil in my pouch of chewing tobacco.
 
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