Just wanted to share a laugh...

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  1. peanutgreen

    peanutgreen Well-Known Member

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    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota.

    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own!"

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Dakota. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule.'"

    The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

    The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.

    He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

    His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.

    His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

    The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get onto his feet.

    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
     
  2. rzrubek

    rzrubek Flying Z

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  3. Kazahleenah

    Kazahleenah Disgruntled citizen

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    HAHAHA cute one peanut!! hehe

    Kaza
     
  4. Rick

    Rick Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Love that one!!!!

    Rick
     
  5. Deborito

    Deborito Member

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    That was really cute, I needed a laugh!!!!
    Thanks
     
  6. sancraft

    sancraft Well-Known Member

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    :clap: Funny one. LOL
     
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    mightybooboo Well-Known Member

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    Oh,thats funny! :D

    BooBoo
     
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    CurtisWilliams Well-Known Member

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    I always wanted to kick a lawyer. Now, if it was a politician, that would be even funnier.
     
  11. longshadowfarms

    longshadowfarms Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!!! Laughter is good for you. What ever happened to the joke threads? DH says that old age and treachery overcome youth and skill every time ;)