Men- Any woman that wouldn't want a nice little lite electric weed whacker ain't country! If you get a can of bright yellow paint for the handles in her old hoe, shovel, pitch fork, and hammer. It will save her enough time each week in the summer that she has been wasting looking for them to get a part time job and buy a nice boat... (For the family of course)
The best part of the 24th shopping is not having to have so many things to choose from.. The one most important thing is DO NOT loose the sales slip!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, and to all a good night.