I'm a Redneck. I stepped out of my house last night to go to work at 11:00,.......... And MY PORCH FELL OFF THE HOUSE!!!!!! LMAO What a headache, but in the light of day it doesn't look too bad. I had all kinds of horrible visions all night long of rotted timbers, carpenter ants, giant tunneling moles............ Looks like the whole plate fell off intact. I should be able to just jack it back up and secure it. The bright side is that it was a nice night and the dog was sleeping elsewhere.