We make pretty good money, scrounging at flea markets, garage sales, estate auctions, and consignment auctions, for stuff to resell, mostly on Ebay. I was going through a box of misc. items from a sale and picked up a remote of some kind, sort of looks like a garage door opener. I examined it, put in a new battery and was poking buttons to see if it would light up or something. I was in my shop at my workbench thatâs in front of a window that looks out toward the road and directly at the neighborâs gate, the neighbor from HELL. The same overbearing college professor ( an assistant prof actually) that tried to file charges because my chickens crowed, when that got him nowhere the tried to file a complaint because the cows "made mooing noises at night" and the "donkeys screamed and disturbed him". The prosecutor told him to forget it, we lived in an Ag zoned area and I was there first. So he tried another tack complained to the Sheriff that my bull was menacing and dangerous, said my dogs were vicious etc., my dogs do bark but they are inside a tall chain link fence that surrounds the yard. Needless to say we do not get along, his dogs have been over here killed a bunch of pheasants, and chased the Lamas, and his Rott bit me while I was getting it off my female Lama. That was the last straw I called him and told him to get his ***** over here right now or I would dispose of the dog. The jerk showed up and the first thing out of his mouth was "well you are going to have to get rid of your dogs they bark and scare my daughter when she goes to the mailbox". I replied the reason they bark is your daughter is so damned homely she scares them, and everything was downhill from there. By now you must be wonder where I am going with this, well here comes the good part, you can't imagine the delight I felt when I saw this expensive remote controlled gate slowly start to open, yep my old misc. item box remote works his gate, I freely admit I am a bad bad person. I was at the bench next morning without any lights on and the curtain pulled so he couldn't possibly see me when he came down the lane on his way to work. The gate was about 1/2 open when I aimed my remote and clicked and watched the gate stop and slowly start to close, after 3 rounds of this my sides are aching from laughing so hard, he erupts form his fancy SUV cursing and yanks it open, we then went through several rounds of his trying to close it before he yanked it shut, chained it, and blasted off in a cloud of flying rocks and dust. The next day there was someone over there working on it. This may be good for a few more days worth of entertainment this winter, most fun and satisfaction I have had in years.