IF you could wake up tomorrow to learn...

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  1. CajunSunshine

    CajunSunshine Joie de vivre!

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    If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?



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  2. CajunSunshine

    CajunSunshine Joie de vivre!

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    Mine would be something like: "Major breakthrough in cancer research! A universal cure for all cancers has been discovered...in extract of Canadian Thistle. Affordable for everyone!"

    (To those who have no idea what Canadian Thistle is, this invasive and persistent weed is the scourge of farmers and ranchers everywhere. It is almost impossible to be permanently rid of it.)



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    Bearfootfarm Hello, hello....is there anybody in there.....? Supporter

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    "Local Eccentric Donates Staggering Powerball Jackpot to Conservation Organization, Food Pantry, Children's Charities"

    But then the next day's headline might be "Wife Strangles Local Eccentric"
     
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    That what I was gonna say....
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  10. big rockpile

    big rockpile If I need a Shelter

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    Something besides the normal.

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    local man invites you all to a kegger & bonfire ,lets help him get used to the heat down there !!
     
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    Clem Realist

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    Clem could you take a look for half my socks too ?
     
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    on a sidenote --I plan on having a motion sensor that plays an underground mp3 player of ----help I think im buried alive ---whenever anyone walks near my stone :)
     
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    sisterpine Goshen Farm Supporter

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    Arizonan discovers a cure for Alzheimer's Disease and it is free for everyone over 40- all it takes is one Mesquite bean!
     
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    Yvonne's hubby Murphy was an optimist ;) Staff Member

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    I think I'd like the headline to read something like... "Kentucky hillbilly finds the answer to world peace!"
     
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    ACCUSE (American Coalition for Choice in the Usage of Safety Equipment) wins Supreme Court fight -- compulsory useage of safety devices declared unconstitutional
     
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