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First I have to FIND the vacuum. That means rummaging thru the rooms I think I might have vacuumed last. Then I have to empty the bag thing (yes, I know, I should do that when I'm done so it's clean the next time, but by that time I'm so ticked off....).
Next, plug it in. Easy, you say. well....The house is being renovated, so sometimes electricity is scarce in some rooms. Now, I can start vacu...oh, wait. I used the little brush thingie to clean the keyboard the other day..now where did I put it?
ah. now. all set. NOPE. have to pickup the rooms first so that I can FIND the floor in order to vacuum them. Socks. Shoes. Books. paintbrushes. pillows. dog toys. chickens...chickens? wait a minute here....how on earth did YOU escape? (put the chicks back in the brooder)
okay. start her up! varoooooom...sputter/cough/sputter Now what? clogged already <sigh> too much dog hair, I guess. Have to take the back off the machine to get to the clog...where's my philip's screw driver? (10 minutes of looking for the screwdriver and 10 minutes of fighting with the machine)
Let's try this again.....going well so far....oh *#@%$! I just sucked up a shoestring from a shoe I missed under the couch and it's now wound around the beaterbar thing. Time out for tea....maybe I'll finish vacuuming later. MUCH later.
Next, plug it in. Easy, you say. well....The house is being renovated, so sometimes electricity is scarce in some rooms. Now, I can start vacu...oh, wait. I used the little brush thingie to clean the keyboard the other day..now where did I put it?
ah. now. all set. NOPE. have to pickup the rooms first so that I can FIND the floor in order to vacuum them. Socks. Shoes. Books. paintbrushes. pillows. dog toys. chickens...chickens? wait a minute here....how on earth did YOU escape? (put the chicks back in the brooder)
okay. start her up! varoooooom...sputter/cough/sputter Now what? clogged already <sigh> too much dog hair, I guess. Have to take the back off the machine to get to the clog...where's my philip's screw driver? (10 minutes of looking for the screwdriver and 10 minutes of fighting with the machine)
Let's try this again.....going well so far....oh *#@%$! I just sucked up a shoestring from a shoe I missed under the couch and it's now wound around the beaterbar thing. Time out for tea....maybe I'll finish vacuuming later. MUCH later.