I Decided To Be A Really Wonderful Guy Today

Discussion in 'Homesteading Questions' started by NWSneaky, Jun 7, 2005.

  1. NWSneaky

    NWSneaky Well-Known Member

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    I will love and respect all females, I will learn to spell Sneaky, I will behave myself, I will conform to every woman's expectations, I will NOT cause anyone to have to think, I will just tow the line and restore peace to the world. I love ya gals.

    BTW --- I will also put the toilet seat and lid down every time I tinkle.
     
  2. moopups

    moopups In Remembrance

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    NO, NO, NO; Just the seat, NOT the Lid when its dark outside, Go reread the rulebook. :rolleyes:
     

  3. MaineFarmMom

    MaineFarmMom Columnist, Feature Writer

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    Good morning. Wake up. You were talking in your sleep.
     
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    sidepasser Well-Known Member

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    Hi,

    I think he's having a nightmare...uhmm, you wake him up, I'm not..

    ha!!
    Sidepasser
     
  5. mpillow

    mpillow Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Hey Sneaky.....

    I think you are a cardholding member of the He-Man Women Hater's Club.....thats okay my brother was a member at one time.....his potty got dirty and decided it wasnt so hard to put the seat down so long as he didnt have to clean it!
    His Great Dane was disappointed and jealous..... :haha: :haha:
     
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    stumpyacres Well-Known Member

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    My brother in law has a similar view of us "split tails". He is still alone, at 42. He doesn't like that I have a chain saw, four wheeler, etc. (And still right down sexy). He has come to terms that I am opinionated and intelligent. He just tells me - "you aint no sissy". Which is a compliment, I hope. I on the other hand often have a similar view of SOME men. We are different and it is a shame that some women have placed this distaste for females by the actions they take. Because all behavior is caused. It is just firguring out what caused the behavior that is difficult. We forgive yah - don't do it again! hehe :yeeha:
     
  7. via media

    via media Tub-thumper

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    I'm not sure why you're towing all that baggage around, Sneak, but it'd be a lot easier if you would let it go and instead work on trying to toe the line.

    Intelligent, thought-provoking conversation = good
    Name-calling and idle threats about leaving the site = silly

    /VM
     
  8. cast iron

    cast iron Well-Known Member

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    Did you forget to take your medications this morning Sneaky???
     
  9. Wolf mom

    Wolf mom Well-Known Member

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    How old are you??? ;)
     
  10. NWSneaky

    NWSneaky Well-Known Member

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    62 and still pretty.
     
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    Nan(TX) Well-Known Member

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  12. NWSneaky

    NWSneaky Well-Known Member

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    What a GREAT site/link --- many thanks.
     
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    Snowdancer Well-Known Member

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    :haha: :haha: Nan, thanks for sharing that site!! I recognized so many of the members here; myself included, described in that list!! :haha: :haha:
     
  14. crashy

    crashy chickaholic goddess

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    Ok sneaky....what cha up to? Huh??? :no: :haha:
     
  15. Nan(TX)

    Nan(TX) Well-Known Member

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    Sneaky it's nice to know that have a good sense of humor.
    I loved his moving sign, that directed folks to his new digs.
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