Oregonsparkie said:
OK.... Ive made a mess... a big mess in the wifes kitchen.
How do you get beeswax out of cloth material like towels and pot/pans...
She not a very happy person right now.
If I put them in the dishwasher and clothes washer will the drains get plugged up with wax ?
go to the store, get a BUNCH of paper bags,
go home, apologize AGAIN to wife, explain youre trying to fix it, and kindlyy ask for a return of aforementioned body parts.
get iron set on high , sandwich affected towels between paper bags, iron paper bags/towel sandwich, to melt wax and suck hot wax into bags, keep moving bags around till all wax is out, or as much as possible, then wash towels in boiling water,, once boiled, drop clean rocks into the water, to weight the towels down, let water cool, and take off the floating wax, remove rocks, repeat boiling process
if theres only bits its not too hard, if they are say more than 40% covered with wax ,
pull out cash, offer to take wife to dinner, and shopping at local store for wonderfull new towels, and wash cloths, and perhaps a nice set of matching plates too, and while at it , honey would you like to change the carpet /paint wallpaper/new car ?
again , beg forgiveness, give completely contrite look

, vow to ask her kind assistance with helping you and your inept masculine self find your own set of bee keeping dishware and towels at the local rummage sales

, and if she finds ANYTHING else at one she wants, :yeeha: again look contrite apologize and graciously haul newly purchased item to the vehicle, and again into the home. :haha:
any time you serve honey in the future year , :yeeha: mention to her how lucky you are to have her as your wife, and how much you love her, and promise never to use the good kitchen stuff for bee stuff ever ever :yeeha: ever again! :haha:
good luck , and , by the way, dont do it again
