Not to worry smith. You are already one of the undead. Do you see other dead people? That is your first clue. You have two options. Go out and capture a werewolf. Be kind to him and gain his favor. Or get in contact with a vampire and ask for a bite. You will still be dead but you won't care anymore and the pain will be gone. I have it on good authority that a vampire bite kills pain..or is it the werewolf bite that erases the pain and the....oh well..you get the idea.LOL I needed a laugh this morning! LOL
If you've got a sick goat, dying duck, chicken losing it's feathers, or a dog with strange poop, you're in the right place. But you need to be posting this in a (human) HEALTH forum, if there is one. Sounds like you might have broken a rib that didn't heal right, if you are serious. And due to your history here, you probably aren't; at least it sounds like people don't believe you. Go figure.
It seems to me that if this started, as you stated, a few years ago and you haven't passed on by now, you probably aren't going to expire from this condition. I would think that a person of reasonable intelligence who was in pain for several years would have had a medical checkup long before now. BTW, if you think it's cold now, wait a couple months :haha: Have you considered taking up a hobby to fill your idle hours?
Smith, you need to go to the emergency room immediately --- better yet, call an ambulance or request that you be airflighted while strapped securely to a stretcher to the nearest trauma medical facility.
Once you reach the medical destination of your choice, tell them what you have posted here. They will be sure to take care of you ... properly.
Don't post back til you follow the above instructions.
Oh for gosh sakes---Smith if this is a legitimate post you don't go see a heart specialist, you go see a general practioner. They will determine if you need a specialist. Many specialists won't see the average Joe unless they have been referred to them by a G.P.
............I would recommend hiring a Massage Therapist that attended the Oral Roberts School of "Massage Meology" with a Specialization in "Vasoline Vulcanization" and and a Bottle of Vino and One full night at the "Rapture Inn" . You're bound to feel better in the Morning............fordy..... :yeeha:
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