[Smith]

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[countrygrrrl]

Smith, haven't the schools started back up where you are? And don't you have some homework to do?

 

[Terri]

What do you think it could possibly be??

Divine retribution, perhaps?

If I believed you, Smith, -which I don't- I would tell you to ask a Doctor, not us. That's what Doctors are there for.

 

[Guest]

If this "accident" happened a few years ago shouldn't you be dead by now?

 

[Shygal]

It sounds to me like you have been attacked by one of the pods from Alien and its growing inside there. Pretty soon it will burst out of your stomach and cause all kinds of mess and mayhem.

 

[SLADE]

Just in the off chance you're as stupid as you make it sound, please go see a doctor.

 

[Little Quacker in NC]

Not to worry smith. You are already one of the undead. Do you see other dead people? That is your first clue. You have two options. Go out and capture a werewolf. Be kind to him and gain his favor. Or get in contact with a vampire and ask for a bite. You will still be dead but you won't care anymore and the pain will be gone. I have it on good authority that a vampire bite kills pain..or is it the werewolf bite that erases the pain and the....oh well..you get the idea.LOL I needed a laugh this morning! LOL

LQ

 

[SteveD(TX)]

If you've got a sick goat, dying duck, chicken losing it's feathers, or a dog with strange poop, you're in the right place. But you need to be posting this in a (human) HEALTH forum, if there is one. Sounds like you might have broken a rib that didn't heal right, if you are serious. And due to your history here, you probably aren't; at least it sounds like people don't believe you. Go figure.

 

[Little Quacker in NC]

:haha: Steve, just check out smith's other posts then you will understand. Just a comedian with not enough to do. Good for a laugh once in a while and some pity too.

LQ

 

[BamaSuzy]

If this was a serious post, it could be a cracked rib....painful but not usually deadly.

 

[Ardie/WI]

Next he'll be complaining that his weinie doesn't work! :haha:

 

[caroline00]

well, I'll tell you the same thing I told my husband a few years ago when he complained that he had had chest pains for over a week...

If you're dont dead yet, it probobly isnt your heart!

maybe its reflux?

 

[wr]

It seems to me that if this started, as you stated, a few years ago and you haven't passed on by now, you probably aren't going to expire from this condition. I would think that a person of reasonable intelligence who was in pain for several years would have had a medical checkup long before now. BTW, if you think it's cold now, wait a couple months :haha: Have you considered taking up a hobby to fill your idle hours?

 

[countrygrrrl]

Smith, you need to go to the emergency room immediately --- better yet, call an ambulance or request that you be airflighted while strapped securely to a stretcher to the nearest trauma medical facility.

Once you reach the medical destination of your choice, tell them what you have posted here. They will be sure to take care of you ... properly.

Don't post back til you follow the above instructions.











:yeeha:

 

[Windy in Kansas]

Oh for gosh sakes---Smith if this is a legitimate post you don't go see a heart specialist, you go see a general practioner. They will determine if you need a specialist. Many specialists won't see the average Joe unless they have been referred to them by a G.P.

Geez

 

[Guest]

I think its tubular-osis!

 

[countrygrrrl]

Unregistered is correct, Smith.

You have tubularosis.


:yeeha:

 

[fordy]

............I would recommend hiring a Massage Therapist that attended the Oral Roberts School of "Massage Meology" with a Specialization in "Vasoline Vulcanization" and and a Bottle of Vino and One full night at the "Rapture Inn" . You're bound to feel better in the Morning............fordy..... :yeeha:

 

[chickflick]

Just remember SMITH.. if the doctor finds nothing physically wrong, they can then lead you to the 'meds' BiPolar or Depression/Anxiety. :no:

 

[John_in_Houston]

I once knew a fellow with a wooden leg named Smith...