[big rockpile]

You know I've used most of these :shrug:

* I'll get a world record for this.
* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibernating.
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire am I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
* Let it down slowly.
* Rat poison only kills rats.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can make this light before it changes.
* Nice doggie.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* That's odd.
* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* Don't be so superstitious.
* Now, watch this.


big rockpile

 

[georgec]

How about:
Yes Honey, your butt does look a bit bigger.

 

[Oggie]

*Hold my beer and watch while I light this.

 

[big rockpile]

How about:
Yes Honey, your butt does look a bit bigger.

I came close to that the other day.Told DW she has a Big Butt but she sure is cute :lookout:

big rockpile

 

[moopups]

Missed one, I unloaded it myself.

 

[EDDIE BUCK]

* I thought you could swim.

 

[RedHeadedTricia]

How been times have you heard...

"Now this won't hurt a bit."


Redheaded Tricia

 

[big rockpile]

I know its not Famous last words,but close.

Went to a party one night,couple of my Buddies got in a fight with this one Guy,he KOed both them one punch apiece.

Me I go up there trying to get at the Guy,Cops were holding me back.I didn't think what this Guy had already done. Ah heck he could have knocked me out too.

Ok I guess my Famous Last Words could be Let Me At Him!! :bash:

big rockpile

 

[ninny]

I came close to that the other day.Told DW she has a Big Butt but she sure is cute :lookout:

big rockpile

Do you have a death wish??


.

 

[largentdepoche]

okay this is bad, but a joke I heard once.

JFK " I need this parade like I need a hole in my head".

Kat

 

[susieM]

okay this is bad, but a joke I heard once.

JFK " I need this parade like I need a hole in my head".

Kat

Oooh! That IS bad!

 

[celticfalcon]

honey we have plenty of gas.

 

[Guest]

"That ice isn't thin, I tell ya!"

 

[EDDIE BUCK]

*Not tonight dear.
*"Mission Accomplished"
* I never had sexual relations with that woman"
* Was that your truck?
* I DO!

 

[danoon]

"Hey Dude, I'm here to pick up your daughter, got any beer?"

 

[oldgaredneck]

by Patrick O'Malley - "For the Love of God, Maggie - put down that gun!"

 

[Ravenlost]

"It's not loaded."

Story - First hubby (FH) and his friend (we'll call him Dumbo) are about to go squirrel hunting. FH walks into the living room where Dumbo is standing holding his gun. FH tells him not to hold the gun with his finger on the trigger. Dumbo says, "Why? It's not loaded" and proceeds to blow a hole through the ceiling and clean through the roof of our mobile home.

Not only did they NOT go squirrel hunting that day (had repairs to do) but FH NEVER let Dumbo near a gun when they were together.

 

[frugalwilady]

It'll only take me a minute...
I'll get to that 1st thing tommorrow...
We'll just stop in for one beer...
and then...
Just 1 more cuz I gotta drive...

 

[largentdepoche]

"It's not loaded."

Story - First hubby (FH) and his friend (we'll call him Dumbo) are about to go squirrel hunting. FH walks into the living room where Dumbo is standing holding his gun. FH tells him not to hold the gun with his finger on the trigger. Dumbo says, "Why? It's not loaded" and proceeds to blow a hole through the ceiling and clean through the roof of our mobile home.

Not only did they NOT go squirrel hunting that day (had repairs to do) but FH NEVER let Dumbo near a gun when they were together.

Holy Moly..that Dumbo must of been a special guy :shrug: . It was nice he made you a roof window though! lol

Kat

 

[sheepish]

I would never...