Corona Virus Related Humor

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    A recent thread was sharing ways in which the pandemic affected each poster. The posts reminded me of the redneck church service where the preacher was calling for the sinners to come forward and repent.

    One lady rose from the pews and came running down the aisle saying "Preacher, I done cheated on my husband." Preacher says, "Come forward and be forgiven (and don't forget to put something on the plate when we pass it."

    Fellow up front jumps up and says "Preacher, I done been stealing chickens" Preacher says, "Come forward and be forgiven!"

    Fellow way in back jumps up and says "Preacher, I has sex with goats" Preacher says "Hmmmm.I don' b'lieve I'd a told that".
     

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    This is what we call a real groaner.
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    gtech 1918.jpg This one is not funny but worth sharing. Ga Tech Ballgame 1918
     
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    Everything old is new again!
     
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