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nosey, but disinterested
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I'm sure this has been around the block a few times, but a resurrection of a good chuckle is usually appreciated by many.

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce

toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed

Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the

toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of

rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all

the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally

dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces

all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice

had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,

yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a

lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to

stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas


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ROFLMAO, I always wondered about why the angel on the tree had the tip of the tree shoved up her behind.
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