Bumper Sticker....

Discussion in 'Homesteading Questions' started by Little Quacker in OR, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. Little Quacker in OR

    Little Quacker in OR Well-Known Member

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    :) Saw this one in town:


    "HAPPINESS IS NOTHING MORE THAN GOOD HEALTH AND A BAD MEMORY"

    And then in 'Vegas one of my favorites I saw on a brand new Lexus, driven by a pretty blond..

    "EX WIFE"... LOL Made me laugh out loud!

    LQ
     
  2. Peanut

    Peanut Member

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    I saw one on a big Chevy truck driven by a girl, that said "This is NOT my boyfriend's truck!"

    Saw another one in a back window that said, "Smile if you're not wearing any underwear".
     

  3. almostthere

    almostthere Well-Known Member

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    How about these

    "If you have AllState Insurance please don't hit my car"

    "Vote the son of a BUSH out"
     
  4. desdawg

    desdawg Well-Known Member

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    My favorite:
    "Which way did they go, what did they look like, how were they dressed? I must find them for I am their leader."
    Saw one on an 18 wheeler one time said "Copper wanna donut?"
    Another one said "Against Abortion? Don't get one!"
    LOL, nuff said.
     
  5. Seen on the back of a huge RV:

    We're guzzling our grandkids' gas.
     
  6. Meg Z

    Meg Z winding down

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    My favorites:

    "Guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat."

    and

    "Therapy, $100 a session. Popping bubblewrap, free. You choose."

    Meg :)
     
  7. My Favorite:

    This vehicle carries only $20.00 dollars worth of ammunition.
     
  8. Larburlingame

    Larburlingame Well-Known Member

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    Seen on a red Dodge pickup: "Trucks are Red; Tractors are Green!"

    He was parked near a show of IH red tractors!
     
  9. flutemandolin

    flutemandolin mark an eight, dude!

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    Seen on a small pickup truck in rural Wyoming:

    "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."