Beware Of Agressive Deer (Joke)

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  1. Fla Gal

    Fla Gal Bunny Poo Monger Supporter

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    The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has issued an urgent notification that this years deer are becoming quite agressive and very intelligent in their attacks against humans. If you find yourself in a confrontation with any agressive deer, have run out of ammunition and have no tree stand, you're urged to immediately cliimb any tall tree you can find to avoid human fatalities.

    An incident has been reported that two men have lost their lives to deer attacks.

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  2. Tracy Rimmer

    Tracy Rimmer CF, Classroom & Books Mod Supporter

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    I love this one -- I'm going to send it to my deer-hunting brothers back home, they'll love it...

    Tracy
     

  3. sbeerman

    sbeerman Well-Known Member

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    Thanks so much that was so funny. Will past it along the creek tomarrow.
    Sandie OR. Cow Creek
     
  4. Ditzyblond

    Ditzyblond Active Member

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    Well that got my morning off to a good start.

    :haha:
     
  5. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    That's too cute! I think I'll share with the other hunters in the family.

    Most of all, though, I love that old Jeep!!

    Pony!
     
  6. moopups

    moopups In Remembrance

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    I am tired of waiting for the correct place to enter; Beware of Agressive deers - Esecually the two footed type! :haha:
     
  7. ginnie5

    ginnie5 wife,mom,taxi driver,cook Supporter

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    I'm printing that up for a friend of ours who loves to hunt! He'll get a kick out of it.