[Raeven]

Be careful out there...

Story here.

Let the bad puns commence: Bet she was smokin' hot.

 

[WhyNot]

...and people always give me grief that I don't tell people where I live right away (just general area) no matter where I meet them.

Crazy lady.

 

[Tommyice]

:facepalm:




Can't wait until I lose enough weight to slide down a chimney LOL

 

[Raeven]

I dunno. Maybe she just came down with the flue.

(Gawd, somebody stop me!!!)

 

[homefire2007]

Looks like their romance went down the chimney.....eep:

 

[WhyNot]

As opposed to up in smoke. The price you pay for online dating is a bit through the roof though.

 

[Raeven]

Still, it had to be a traumatic experience for her. Her complexion looked a bit ashen.

 

[Raeven]

She probably just didn't understand when he told her to hit the bricks.

 

[homefire2007]

Raeven...I'm in stitches here. I love puns

 

[homefire2007]

Sometimes, relationships can be a bit confining.

 

[Raeven]

LOL, homefire, me, too!!

Maybe they caught her after they did a sweep of the area. (Am I reaching?)

 

[homefire2007]

Yeah it looks like events were stacked against her. I'm really reaching now!

 

[bigjon]

time for a clean sweep!

 

[BlueJeans]

Somebody was blowing smoke up her [ ]

 

[Raeven]

Up her ash? Is that what you meant to say, BlueJeans?

 

[Raeven]

She probably went down that chimney because it sooted her.

(Ok, ok, I'll stop!!!)

 

[homefire2007]

Oh Gawd...Raeven, you are on a roll....:drum:

 

[BlueJeans]

:drum:

 

[TRellis]

Did she really think that she would look good, beautiful or desirable even if she made it all the way down the chimney?

Another good reason to always have a fire going in the fireplace.

TRellis

 

[FarmboyBill]

Bet she wasn't singing, (come on baby, light my fire.)
And an old one
Good thing her bf wasn't carrying a torch for her.