I got this in an email today & this seems like an appropriate place for it.
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A Poem for Texans
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> > Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry,
> > Please keep it cool in mid-July.
> > Bless the walls where termites dine,
> > While ants and roaches march in time.
> > Bless our yard where spiders pass
> > Fire ant castles in the grass.
> > Bless the garage, a home to please-
> > Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.
> > Bless the love bugs, two by two,
> > The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
> > Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
> > In Texas, Lord, you've put them all!
> > But this is home, and here we'll stay,
> > So thank you Lord, for INSECT SPRAY!!