A man owned a small farm outside Kamloops. Employment Standards claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of rye every week," replied the farmer. "That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent. The farmer says, "That would be me."