Can I be sexist (men don't read unless you can laugh at it)

[hoggie]

This arrived in my e-mail today

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other
side, the first man prayed:
God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence
to cross the river"
Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked
one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN
WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife /
girlfriend "Told you!"

[ailsaek]

I just IMed the URL for this thread to DH. I expect his reaction to it will be

Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked
one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Well, it was going pretty good until the map part which revealed the whole thing to be fantasy.

.....Alan {laughing}

[ladybug]

LOL that's funny

[Freeholder]

LOL! Very funny! I can think of a few people to send this to!

Kathleen

[whitewolf]

LOL Hoggie! I like it, I like it alot.

Alan, don't you have some prepping to do or something? (tee-hee)

[sancraft]

After God finished making Adam and Eve, He realized that He had 2 extra parts left over. He went to the Garden of Eden and told Adam and Eve that they could each chose one part. "The first", He said, is called a p*n*s and would allow you to urinate while standing up."
"Oh pick me", Adam shouted while jumping up and down. So God gave him the new part and he ran around the garden, marking trees and pleased as punch with his new toy.
"The other one belongs to you then Eve", God said.
"What is it called?" Eve asked.
"It's called a brain", God answered.