06/26/13, 07:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 1,656
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"Aged" humor/thoughts - part 3
Thought it may be time for:
- I like sleeping because it's like being dead without the commitment.
- Money may not be able to buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything.
- Age is only important if you are a piece of cheese.
- When I called the Incontinence hotline they asked "can you hold please".
- Not to get techinical but according to chemistry - Alcohol is a solution.
- A drunken person's words are a sober person's thoughts.
- I don't think about dying cause I know it's the last thing I'll do.
- Live each day as though it was your last; one day you'll get it right.
- Enjoy life as it does come with an expiration date.
- Remember the 20 extra years you added to your life through clean living and healthy eating? Well these are them.
- But officer I was only speeding because I wanted to get "there" before I forgot where "there" was.
And finally:
A joke is like sex - neither is any good if you don't get it.
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