Little humor for a lousy day...

[ninny]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."Guess where I am now...

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[where I want to]

At the dep frier I would say...........................

[ninny]

Think about it...

Two old cowboys, Will and Bud, sit'n on a fence telling stories and talking
rodeo. Will turns to Bud and asks, "Do you think there's bull riding in
Heaven?"

Bud thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a
deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's bull riding
in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Will passes on. Soon
afterward, Bud sits in on the fence by himself and hears a voice whisper,
"Bud... Bud... ."
Bud responds, "Will! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Bud," whispers Will's ghost.
Bud, still amazed, asks, "So, is there bull riding in Heaven?"
"Well," says Will, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Bud.
Will says, "Well, there is bull riding in Heaven."
Bud says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"Will sighs and whispers, I checked the draw and "You're up on Bodacious
Friday."

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