11/02/13, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: north Alabama
Posts: 10,811
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Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to have your mail answered by our cat!
As you know, cats are considered a protected minority in this country, yet they have been denied voter rights and auto licenses for years! Unlike other protected minorities they are also NOT included in the new healthcare programs instituted by the government. This is an outrage against all fine felines.
People Understanding Silly Sod Yo-yos dot Greedy Overbearing Vultures (PUSSY.GOV)
DEMAND that all subsequent forms sent to our cat be in ENGLISH cat language (not SPANISH cat language), and as she makes less than minimum wage, that she be immediately signed up for a free kibble credit card.
As an aid to your understanding cat language, we would suggest you check out Old Possums Book of Practical Cats. However, just this once, we will translate the first part of her answers.
Name: <sorry, that is restricted information> you may call me Miss Pussy.
Sex: Due to your extreme eugenics programs, I no longer have a sex.
Age: fifteen
Occupation: Retired mouse catcher and entertainer
Children: None- see above, you .....
Number of people in your household: Two, I guess. It makes no difference to me as long as I get my kibbles.
Average household income: Our cat invoked her Constitutional rights, so we cannot translate the exact answer. The gist of it is - MEW! MEW MEW MEW MEW ME_OW!!! ME-OW *fsssst* *ahck* *ahck* *retch* *retch* turn around, leaves with tail held high.
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