Five surgeons from big cities are ...

[J.T.M.]

discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from L. A. chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no * TESTIES , no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the * BUTT are interchangeable.

[Ana Bluebird]

Ha, ha. But I like this the best:

NSA - The only government agency that actually listens to what you have to say.