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Old 10/15/13, 11:03 AM
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Wink How to properly eat a banana . . .
http://superdoopz.com/videos/LearnHo...l#.UltyeoYxCNg

And I don't want anyone coming on here and saying: "What banana?"



Although it's perfectly acceptable to wonder aloud, if she's really a blonde.
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I'm guessing she can't get thru the day without refresher instructions on how to breathe.
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Old 10/15/13, 11:44 AM
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That has got to be the dumbest video I have ever had the misfortune to bother watching , What was even the point ? 1 more reason I'm thankful to have moved off the beach in Florida it brought back bad memories of the intellectually challenged gold diggers !
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Old 10/15/13, 11:46 AM
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I think a monkey would be a better one to teach how to eat a banana. They peel them from the other end.

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Where'd you get the video of my next wife?

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Old 10/15/13, 01:30 PM
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Sadly, I think most of the people in this country need to be taught these kinds of things any more.. *sigh*
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Wow. Those blond jokes must be true. Everybody knows you should slice them lengthwise and put them on either side of 3 scoops of ice cream then toppings.
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What banana??? There's a banana??? Must've missed it, something was in my eye...

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All this time I've been tossing banana peels into the chicken coop. Who knew I was doing it wrong. Thanks!
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............Well , she'd be right handy for storing her BF's spare change in her cleavage ! Those glued on nails are just a mite to long ! , lol , fordy
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Old 10/15/13, 05:33 PM
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Im reminded of a couple of movies I made in the early 80s
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I just sent this to my husband and he came out of the office with a slightly perplexed look on his face. "I thought it was going to be something sexual but no... it's a for real instructional video on how to eat a banana..." Then he wandered back off again.

I was amused.
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Old 10/15/13, 06:31 PM
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Wink I'm sorely tempted to want to "like" this . . .
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Good thing I watched this, come to find out I been eating from the wrong side. That is why I been dropping about half on the floor. Learn something everyday, if you watch a big boobed blonde............Wander if she can build coops?
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All this time I've been eating the yellow part and throwing away the stuffing! :banghead:
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Old 10/15/13, 08:35 PM
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After the " shoot " I stopped off at Sols pawn shop and bought a $10.00 bass guitar and judging by my eyes , I spent the remaining $ 15.00 with the shady character lurking in the alley .
The starlet - if my memorie is serves me right , was a mirror image of our banana instructor .

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Too bad she stuffed so much of that banana in her mouth that she couldn't chew with her mouth closed.
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I was impressed that she correctly pronounced the word "digestive" without stuttering and stammering through it. I mean, other than the word banana, it may have been the only three syllable word in the entire video.

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