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11/29/11, 05:56 PM
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7 days of food makes you a terrorist?
7 days of food makes you a terrorist? Well it is enough to get you arrested.
Sen. Ran Paul here quoted a DOJ directive that lists criteria for being suspected as a terrorist.
Missing a finger may be enough to suspect you as a terrorist.
Having greater than 7 days of food stored may be enough to suspect you as a terrorist.
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11/29/11, 06:00 PM
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Oh well, then we may as well all just confess our complicity as terrorists and give ourselves up now. 
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11/29/11, 06:09 PM
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hmmmmmm ....a few yrs. ago they asked if you ever went to bed hungry .If you answered yes then you were put in the malnourished category.
So I guess I'm a malnurished/ terrorist.Should I lose a finger ??????
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11/29/11, 06:29 PM
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And now Most members of the Senate want you to be detained without warrant, or even being charged (due process) with a crime.
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11/29/11, 06:30 PM
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Makes me glad I served over 20 years defending this nation.
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11/29/11, 07:25 PM
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Ya know, I watched all of those Jesse Ventura "Conspriracy Therory" shows, and I'll be darned if alot of the stuff on those shows is starting to make alot more sence to me. No wonder he moved to Mexico, it'll probably be alot safer living with the drug lords than living in my own back yard. Bad stuff is coming......
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11/29/11, 08:01 PM
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Why would terrorists store food?
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11/29/11, 08:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Win07_351
Why would terrorists store food?
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Beans are a threat. With beans you could make gas and make other smell it.
Or if you stored up a bunch of flour you could make a nuclear device.
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11/29/11, 08:15 PM
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Looks like they can't make up their minds. FEMA has been telling people they need at least a weeks supply of food and water on hand.
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11/29/11, 08:26 PM
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Missing a finger makes you a terrorist? I've got all mine, here, I'll show them one.
Make that two!
Last edited by Ozarks Tom; 11/29/11 at 08:29 PM.
Reason: 2nd martini
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11/29/11, 08:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarks Tom
Missing a finger makes you a terrorist? I've got all mine, here, I'll show them one.
Make that two!
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I guess they see four then, cause I'm showing two of mine as well!
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11/29/11, 09:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarks Tom
Missing a finger makes you a terrorist? I've got all mine, here, I'll show them one.
Make that two!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by InvalidID
I guess they see four then, cause I'm showing two of mine as well!
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At first I was ........ 
Then after re reading it a few times ,I was .......... 
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11/29/11, 09:28 PM
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I hope that Doesn't mean that those of Us that travel to Maine to attend a Bean Hole Bean Festival will be looked at as terrorist when return to the Mass. border ?
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Those toll takers knew the risk of smelling obnoxious fumes when they took the job
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11/29/11, 09:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarks Tom
Missing a finger makes you a terrorist? I've got all mine, here, I'll show them one.
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I guess missing a finger shows you may have been to bomb making school and might be angry because you flunked out.
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11/29/11, 09:31 PM
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Living in Alaska just got riskier too didn't it? That states just full of terrorists....
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11/29/11, 10:14 PM
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Utterly stupid. I wonder how many #10 cans of freeze dried and dehydrated food with a 25-30 year shelf life have been sold in the US? It seems the manufacturers are always running behind. All those buyers would be considered terrorists.
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11/29/11, 10:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poppy
Utterly stupid. I wonder how many #10 cans of freeze dried and dehydrated food with a 25-30 year shelf life have been sold in the US? It seems the manufacturers are always running behind. All those buyers would be considered terrorists.
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As would anyone who raises and cans their own food.
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11/29/11, 10:57 PM
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Why would terrorists store food?
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Not all of them are suicide bombers
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11/29/11, 11:03 PM
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Quote from an instructor at a terrorist bomb making school.
"Ok boys, I'm only going to show you this one time"
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11/29/11, 11:52 PM
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If this is the case, I have absolutely no doubt those in the DOJ who drafted that little gem are just as suspect. After all, they no doubt have decent salaries, and I would DARE to say MOST of them have more than 7 days worth of food stored in their homes. As do millions of people in this country. Even in these days where so many go to restaurants and fast food places, 7 days worth of food in the house can be summed up by a couple cans of soup, a couple cans of tuna, a box of crackers, couple boxes of mac and cheese, a loaf of bread, a bit of margarine, a jar of peanut butter, a box of cereal, some orange juice and a few frozen pizzas and Lean Cuisines. Wah lah, 7 days worth of food stored.
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