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Old 10/18/11, 02:24 AM
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Exclamation Woman tries cutting her sleeping husband's head off with saw!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/wash-woman-acc...034153324.html

"Claims" she was chasing a prowler escaping out of her daughter's window.....uh huh....
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Silly old broad! Everyone knows that a circular saw is better than a sawzall for that job!
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I didn't go to the link, because I don't need details or pictures...but I'll bet he was snoring and drove her to it...
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No pics and very little details.....pretty much what's been noted already.

She tried using a reciprocating saw on his neck/head area and 'claimed' she was going after an
intruder going out her daughter's window. Police examined the window and noted that it was
secured in such a way that it couldn't be opened more than an inch.....so much for that alibi.
Oh yeah.....and police were greeted with him yelling at her about trying to cut his head off!!!
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Old 10/18/11, 11:57 AM
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I never knew that was an option...
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Sure there's another option.....
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Silly old broad! Everyone knows that a circular saw is better than a sawzall for that job!
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Maybe an electric chain saw. The gas model wakes the dude up and usually results in a really messy job.
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That is unbelievable. Quite literally - if she couldn't come up with a better lie than that she deserves two life sentences without parole. Too dangerous and too stupid to be allowed out.
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Sleep well tonight CK3!
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Some of the comments are great!

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If my wife did that to me I’d beheaded out the door!
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Some of the comments are great!
"I wonder if he Stihl loves her."

"Sound of man sleeping....ZZZZZZ.
Sound of women creeping...BZZZZZZZZ"

I was laughing like a fool at those comments.
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Maybe he'll be a head in divorce court .That is the show i want to see
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I do very well thank you......
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The soon-to-be ex has already moved back to TEXAS......


However, before she left the state, she had managed to stop by when I wasn't home (and I
might add, in violation of the motion that her attorney had originally drafted for separate domiciles)
and used the key she had kept to enter my residence and one of my antique pistols ended up disappearing.......
I'll admit, that there were a few nights that I stayed up rather late after that.....

However, someone is going to be mighty surprised if they ever try to sell the weapon and it
happens to be checked by law enforcement.......if they'd stayed in Michigan, we'd be looking at
a 5 year prison term and I'm really not willing to have the prosecutor offer them a plea bargain
at this point. The 'offer' to drop charges, was put on the table previously and someone's attorney
rejected any knowledge of the gun's 'disappearance'...... oh well......
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The soon-to-be ex has already moved back to TEXAS......


However, before she left the state, she had managed to stop by when I wasn't home (and I
might add, in violation of the motion that her attorney had originally drafted for separate domiciles)
and used the key she had kept to enter my residence and one of my antique pistols ended up disappearing.......
I'll admit, that there were a few nights that I stayed up rather late after that.....

However, someone is going to be mighty surprised if they ever try to sell the weapon and it
happens to be checked by law enforcement.......if they'd stayed in Michigan, we'd be looking at
a 5 year prison term and I'm really not willing to have the prosecutor offer them a plea bargain
at this point. The 'offer' to drop charges, was put on the table previously and someone's attorney
rejected any knowledge of the gun's 'disappearance'...... oh well......
My friend's ex broke in through the doggie door. He wasn't her ex at the time, but that sealed the deal.
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"I wonder if he Stihl loves her."

"Sound of man sleeping....ZZZZZZ.
Sound of women creeping...BZZZZZZZZ"

I was laughing like a fool at those comments.
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Those x's will clime threw a window if you change the locks and don't nail em shut too Guess how i know
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If it was a cap and ball most aren't considered a weapon by legal standards
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Probably was using a cheap Black & Decker or Ryobi. She shoulda got a DeWalt or a Milwaukee.
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I'm laughing so much that I can hardly post!

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It wasn't THAT old.....more like a WWI Mauser .32 ACP pistol
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Killed a lot of coons with that one and winged a goose that was standing behind him as the bullet exited his head!!!


Going to miss that gun.......
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