What WERE they doing?!?!

[Yvonne's hubby]

Ok, a little back ground first. A group of ladies in our area get together every now and then for a "ladies meeting". These things can run pretty late, and since men are NOT allowed anywhere near them, the man of the house is sent off to spend the evening with some of the other orphant husbands. Last night was our turn to host so I grabbed my chessboard, and off I went to a friends house for the night. We had a couple of drinks, played two games of chess and enjoyed a pleasant evening unencumbered by the usual demands of our wives. I came home this morning to find my normally peaceful abode reeking of estrogen, stale beer, and the remains of what appeared to have been at some point in history "ladies" strewn about the living room, peering at me through squinted bloodshot eyes, holding cups of coffee, moaning and groaning. One of the window screens had been hap hazardly reinstalled where "someone" had obviously gone through it at some point, the towel rack in the bathroom had been collapsed and the pieces hidden in the shower... trash bags full of empty beer cans... remnants of what might have been food of some sort were sitting in little trays everywhere........ the place looked like something out of National Lampoons Animal House! What were these girls up to all night?!?! naw... dont tell me.... I dont think I really want to know!!

[joseph97297]

I think that you are right, better off not knowing, that way you can honestly tell the Judge and/or Jury that you have no idea what may have occurred or transpired during that evening......

You guys are missing the perfect opportunity to go to the nudie bar .

[salmonslayer]

Seems to me you got a free no holds barred evening coiming!!

[cindy71]

Did find that there may have been a male striper involved. They were talking about all you men, the things you do, the things you don't do, and the things they wish you would do. Every woman there was raging on her husband or boyfriend and drinking more with every story. Well this is one story you can tell the boys. Ya'll just have fun and BE SAFE!!!!!!!!!

[Kazahleenah]

what were they doing?
Well, they were blowing offf steam of course!

[megafatcat]

Trailcams are good for more than the woods. The kicker is that you can NEVER reveal that the recording was made. Some things may be best unknown.

[Tricky Grama]

Too many were having 'power surges' I expect.
From now on, limit them to "Teas".
I have a tea for neighborhood ladies every other month. I'll guarantee no towel racks will be missing.
We call it the "BiMOLT". (Bi-monthly old ladies tea) I issue a disclaimer that its not related to the Tea Party.

[Shrek]

Now that you have done discovery you might get to negotiate a better "hall pass" if you choose to.

[Our Little Farm]

So your SHTF stash of beer was found?

[Yvonne's hubby]

Originally Posted by Our Little Farm

So your SHTF stash of beer was found?

Tee Hee.... Nope, I checked on that first thing, its still tucked safely away. They must have provided their own this time.

I am just glad they all had a good time, without any serious injuries but I do like the idea of a hidden camera next time.

[7thswan]

Tupperware Party. Did you really think they were just buying expensive plastic?

[Yvonne's hubby]

Originally Posted by WV Hillbilly

You guys are missing the perfect opportunity to go to the nudie bar .

Wouldnt do any good.... all those girls are at these meetings!

[Yvonne's hubby]

Originally Posted by cindy71

Did find that there may have been a male striper involved. They were talking about all you men, the things you do, the things you don't do, and the things they wish you would do. Every woman there was raging on her husband or boyfriend and drinking more with every story. Well this is one story you can tell the boys. Ya'll just have fun and BE SAFE!!!!!!!!!

I sorta figured that.... I have been around these ladies at other functions, and the gossip is always about the ones that didnt show up!

[Jan Doling]

Do ya think the towel bar was an impromptu ballet bar? Or maybe someone used to get out of the toilet (you didn't leave the lid up again, did ya?)

[Yvonne's hubby]

Originally Posted by Jan Doling

Do ya think the towel bar was an impromptu ballet bar? Or maybe someone used to get out of the toilet (you didn't leave the lid up again, did ya?)

Well, I just finished making the repairs on the towel rack a bit ago. Had to take it up to the shop and weld it back together. I doubt there was much ballet going on though, most likely someone trying to climb up from the floor! And no, I did NOT leave the seat up, I distinctly recall putting the seat down after carefully stretching saran wrap across it, then putting the lid down just before leaving the house.

[mnn2501]

Have you asked your wife what happened?

[Dave in Ohio]

Do you really want to KNOW

[beowoulf90]

Originally Posted by Yvonne's hubby

Ok, a little back ground first. A group of ladies in our area get together every now and then for a "ladies meeting". These things can run pretty late, and since men are NOT allowed anywhere near them, the man of the house is sent off to spend the evening with some of the other orphant husbands. Last night was our turn to host so I grabbed my chessboard, and off I went to a friends house for the night. We had a couple of drinks, played two games of chess and enjoyed a pleasant evening unencumbered by the usual demands of our wives. I came home this morning to find my normally peaceful abode reeking of estrogen, stale beer, and the remains of what appeared to have been at some point in history "ladies" strewn about the living room, peering at me through squinted bloodshot eyes, holding cups of coffee, moaning and groaning. One of the window screens had been hap hazardly reinstalled where "someone" had obviously gone through it at some point, the towel rack in the bathroom had been collapsed and the pieces hidden in the shower... trash bags full of empty beer cans... remnants of what might have been food of some sort were sitting in little trays everywhere........ the place looked like something out of National Lampoons Animal House! What were these girls up to all night?!?! naw... dont tell me.... I dont think I really want to know!!

Does this mean I have to return the $300 I got in ones?:smiley-laughing013:

[Stephen in SOKY]

At least they stayed. Well into her late 70's my little blue haired mother was still participating in/hosting ladies night in. I lived on the farm, about a mile away from her. Often, (almost always) when she hosted my phone would ring around 9-9:30 with her informing me she really didn't think the "girls" should drive. Picture it... a midnight blue caddy about 25 feet long filled to the brim with tipsy blue hairs..... I learned some things that made me blush driving those women home!