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08/25/13, 07:46 PM
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The Appearance of Impropriety
Doper joke-
2 mean girls met in a mean girl bar. One said "I'm Rude Alice" the other said " Oh yeah? My name is also Rude Alice. After a few seconds, the second one said "I'll be Ruder Alice." The first one said, "Why you? Why should you be Ruder Alice?" To which she replied "I'm short and easy to cross"
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And he just walked along alone
With his guilt so well concealed
And muttered underneath his breath
"Nothing is revealed".
Well, the moral of this story
The moral of this song
Is simply that one should never be
Where ones does not belong.
So when you see your neighbor carrying something
Help him with his load.
And don't go mistaking Paradise
For that home across the road.
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08/25/13, 08:02 PM
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Reluctant Adult
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08/25/13, 08:03 PM
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Frankie Lee, he sat back down
feeling low and mean.
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08/25/13, 08:05 PM
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Reluctant Adult
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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How you been, you crazy diamond?
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08/25/13, 08:12 PM
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Great. Bryn is perfect. And gets perfecter every day. she's either the right one for me, or else insane to put up with me. At any rate, 6 months of 24/7 is enough to know its the real deal. We'll be together for 6 months on 9/3. Right now, we're thinking to get married around end Sept or first Oct. That's all I got left to give her, she already got my heart and all.....
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08/25/13, 08:16 PM
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Reluctant Adult
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Fantastically happy for you.  When it's right, it's right!
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08/25/13, 08:18 PM
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yeah, and I had given up, and was only looking for NSA FWB, too. Man, that cold windy first Wednesday morning in March, I was humbled and electrified. And all.
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08/25/13, 08:20 PM
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Reluctant Adult
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Just goes to show... you never know till you try, eh? Congratulations to you, and the very best wishes to Bryn!! Post a wedding photo, won't you?
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08/25/13, 08:24 PM
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love to you both, Zong! I wish you well!
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08/26/13, 10:34 AM
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I still can't belive u guys got engaged on the same day now your getting married on the same day? I'm beginning to think this is staged. U should have the weddings together.
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08/26/13, 10:36 AM
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Warning: I may bite!
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I don't get the joke...sorry
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08/27/13, 07:12 PM
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Registered User
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What?......Did I type that out loud?
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08/27/13, 07:13 PM
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Registered User
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Nevermind....It was Skeeter.
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08/27/13, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skeeter
I don't get the joke...sorry
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I didn't either but had kinda hoped it would be talked about enough in the comments that followed that maybe I'd pick up the meaning. Nope. Not so far.
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08/27/13, 07:30 PM
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An Ozark Engineer
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Congratulations! Very HAPPY for you both!!
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08/27/13, 08:50 PM
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Dilettante in All Things
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Congratulations Zong & Bryn!
~ST
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