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Old 05/08/12, 09:25 AM
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Cb is part of taliban an wrking to opress women? Well I guess I'll show my support an sign up. I do have a problem fbb being tresurer though that needs to go up for a vote. Cb is wrking on a new line of burkas for st women. An in negations with Amish about getting them to let us use there patten for the cool beards they have. He tried to get the hastic to let us use them curly sue things in front of there ears but I'm not having that zong says he don't care cause he looks funny anway will draw some attention away from that. Oh I can't sew so I can make chasty belts out of metal. But there is a problem with that cause nobody can get one off some women so I have no guide to use in making one.
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Old 05/08/12, 09:30 AM
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I'm getting into recycling. I got a load of used TP for sale, used on one side only. And some broke light bulbs. They come with a tube of crazy glue. I saw some people that had been pretty badly used up, but they said they had all they could take. Talked to an insane woman while I was spending my weekend volunteering with insane women.
She said you're strange but don't change.
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Old 05/08/12, 09:40 AM
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Well I like the light bulb idea we can expand onthat for people trying to save money. Also I've been selling burned out cfl s as crazy straws. Not enough to retire on well to make any money on I tried that new biz model solalindra used
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Old 05/08/12, 09:55 AM
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I think theres a lot more money to be had giving bad advice. That way, people always come back for more. Give good advice, you only get to sell one per customer. You can sell bad advise from now on. And Z's Fun House opens this weekend. Come on down, bring some money, and watch me have fun.
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Old 05/08/12, 10:02 AM
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That's not the toilet cam agin with different name?
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I think, if your careful, and use the broken lite boobs to scrape off one side of the tp paper, than you could resell it for 1/2 the going price. Might wanna watch to make sure no small pieces of the boob get broken off sand stuck to the paper. IF you do do that, let me know, as ill put my money in Preperation H.

That all might be a pain in a bear sass
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Old 05/08/12, 10:11 AM
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I don't need no toilet cam. According to everybody that has been here, I'm full of it. The real thing, not pictures of it.
On a more serious note, I do want to expand my latest humanitarian program BCMNBB "Big Crazy Man Needs Big Bucks" My motto is "So give til it hurts. If you know what's good for you." I got a stand down by the highway.
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Old 05/08/12, 10:13 AM
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That's a great idea, Bill. That way, can sell the broke light bulbs as "scented, recycled electrical luminary devices" and the scented part will double as the glue.
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Nah. sounds like a buncha carpola to me
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Old 05/08/12, 10:19 AM
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I've been selling rare earth online. This earth can only be found a few places in the world . It's always hot an been using it as a natural gmo for crops. Some comes from one and three quarter mile island an some from russia
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Old 05/08/12, 10:21 AM
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Here you go Zong, the graphic for your stand down by the highway is in...

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Old 05/08/12, 10:23 AM
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I was prospecting for gold down at the creek last year. Found some broke jars and a pingpong ball. Coming back up the hill, though, I saw something bright and shiny!! Ran fast as I could and picked it up, before somebody else could. Big ole wet chicken poop. Just goes to show, all that glitters is not gold.
I don't much believe what they say about ping pong balls either. They always bounce back. Sounds horribly painful.
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Old 05/08/12, 10:24 AM
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My motto is money can't buy happiness, but can give opulent misery a whole new meaning. I think I'll take you up on that offer, Johnny. Why should I be the only opulently miserable one? Right?
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Old 05/08/12, 10:27 AM
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I've been considering a sex change operation. Changing from "none" to "some" or maybe even "a whole lot" Not sure I can afford the "whole lot" though.
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Let me hang out with you boys because the girls' behavior is making me sick.
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Old 05/08/12, 11:17 AM
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You got beer money? Or your own beer? No more beer on credit!!
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Old 05/08/12, 11:23 AM
 
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I ve got and I will share !
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You got beer money? Or your own beer? No more beer on credit!!
We're girls, we get in free.
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Old 05/08/12, 11:25 AM
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Vickie is welcome!!! I forgot about the "free beer for girls" rule, its been a while since I even saw one. A girl, that is. I've seen a lot of beer.
ETA: Wait a minute, Vickie. You did mean share with me, right? Or were you going to share with the other, beerless girls? It makes a difference, you know. Especially when I go to giving out the chili.
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Old 05/08/12, 11:34 AM
 
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Beer for Chili is the best offer I've had in a long time. I'm in if my friends get to come also. Beerless girls are no fun!
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Think it through carefully Zong.

Too much beer for you with sober girls, or the other way around?

Which would you prefer?
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Old 05/08/12, 11:38 AM
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Beer ain't never broken a promise to me. When it promises "One more and I'll ruin you" It means business. On the other hand, Girls...... not so much about not breaking promises.
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Yes it has . Remember it told you you could dance !
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Old 05/08/12, 11:40 AM
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Lol!!! Thats not really a broken promise. Thats the beer equivalent of throwing a snake on you.
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It's early, but I could use a beer or ten. Is anybody welcome?
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Welcome new old guy and fellow NYer !
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Today I think we all need a kegger.
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Old 05/08/12, 11:50 AM
 
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Today I think we all need a kegger.
Yep. That's about what I was thinking.
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Yep. That's about what I was thinking.
Load it up in the back of a pickup and head off to a lakeside spot. Dang, what did the Supermoon do to people? We all need a smile and dance (shout out to Vickie's brilliant idea).
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Can I come? I don't drink but I could be the designated driver....just remind me to lock my purse in the trunk!
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